"for external use only" is just a fancy way of saying "don’t put this in your anus"
“You think your world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you.”
when you finish reading a fanfiction and you come back to reality like
"Tonight, I got to live out a dream : Showing Benedict Cumberbatch my cosplay for HolmesCon 2013!" - @ConanOBrien
no mom you don’t understand you can’t see it it’s so very private that only thousands of strangers in the internet can see it
math is either extremely frustrating or extremely satisfying there is no in between
omg sorry i didn’t know about your birthday, forget that question
nah its okay i hope this year’s (its next week wooo) is better lmao
FIrst row by Luis Valadares
10-What is your hair color?
it’s dark brown but really sensitive to sun so if i get really sunbathed it gets a just brown actually my eyes are also really sensitive to the sun with direct light they turn yellowish i guess it’s because my mum was blonde with deep blue eyes
11-Have you ever dyed your hair?
i wish and i will probably will after christmas so my mum can have her family christmas photos with a normal haired daughter
8-What did you do on your last birthday?
it was crap everybody got really drunk a friend passed out the other got stolen i prefer not even remember that night
49-Do you have any phobias?
sharks SHARKS they creep the shit out of me
90-Favorite place to shop at?
omg yes thanks
9-What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday?
i dont really know i just want to win some money with my art and design thatd be nice